The Harassed

American businesswoman, writer, and television personality known for her lifestyle and homemaking empire. She was also notably convicted of insider trading-rela…

“Get this: it's read by Martha Stewart! How's that for your double whammy?”— Frasier

A phrase originating from Shakespeare's Hamlet (Act III, Scene II), spoken by Queen Gertrude, commonly paraphrased as 'the person who protests too much' to sugg…

“There he goes again. You know what they say about people who protest too much?”— Martin

American business news cable television channel, part of NBCUniversal, known for financial market coverage.

“She's credible. The woman was on CNBC. She had a syndicated column.”— Kenny

American stock exchange, the second-largest stock exchange in the world by market capitalization, known for its concentration of technology stocks.

“with the NASDAQ slightly down, and the Dow slightly up, it was more like 'plaid Monday.'”— Julia

The Dow Jones Industrial Average, a stock market index that tracks 30 large publicly-owned companies trading on the NYSE and NASDAQ.

“with the NASDAQ slightly down, and the Dow slightly up, it was more like 'plaid Monday.'”— Julia

A term used to describe catastrophic stock market crashes, most famously associated with the 1869 gold market crash and subsequent market disasters.

“Some days on the market, it's black Friday, but today, with the NASDAQ slightly down, and the Dow slightly up, it was more like 'plaid Monday.'”— Julia

Prestigious Ivy League university in Cambridge, Massachusetts, one of the oldest and most renowned institutions of higher learning in the United States.

“I deliver the news and you're a... Magic Eight Ball with a Harvard degree.”— Julia

A toy produced by Mattel used for fortune-telling or seeking advice, shaped like an oversized 8-ball that gives random answers to yes-or-no questions.

“I deliver the news and you're a... Magic Eight Ball with a Harvard degree.”— Julia

The FIFA World Cup is the most prestigious international football (soccer) tournament in the world, held every four years.

“Mum already did that when England lost in the World Cup.”— Daphne

A wine exposition or trade show where wine enthusiasts and professionals gather to sample and discuss wines.

“How was the Wine Expo?”— Daphne