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Academy Award-winning American actress known for films such as Norma Rae, Places in the Heart, and her famous Oscar speech.

“Now all that's left on my list is shake hands with Hank Aaron, kiss Sally Field on the mouth, and then I can go on and be with your mother.”— Martin

Legendary American baseball player who held the MLB all-time home run record for 33 years. Widely regarded as one of the greatest baseball players of all time.

“Now all that's left on my list is shake hands with Hank Aaron, kiss Sally Field on the mouth, and then I can go on and be with your mother.”— Martin

First President of the United States, whose portrait appears on the U.S. one-dollar bill.

“I had inserted my dollar bill with Washington's face up as per the diagram and was vended nothing.”— Frasier

A brand of baby carrier/front pack used to carry infants strapped to a parent's chest.

“your partner couldn't be carrying you any more if he put you in a Snugli and strapped you to his stomach.”— Frasier