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A poem by Rudyard Kipling, first published in 1910, offering paternal advice on how to live with integrity and composure.

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Mentioned once in Love Stinks.

Love Stinks

Season 9 · Episode 5 · S09E05

“the embodiment of the words "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue..." "Or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch."”
— Frasier

From the same episode and category.

“the embodiment of the words "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue..." "Or walk with kings, nor lose the…”

“that limerick made a point, as all good limericks do”

“Bobby Fisher's autograph.”

“HE KICKED SPASSKY'S BUTT IN REYKJAVIK”